Kenny’s Top Ten

10.  Cheering Dudley on as he runs full speed and leaps onto Mom’s pile of freshly folded laundry.

9.   Watching Sesame Street, “organizing” Mommy’s pots and pans and eating a slice of cheese, all at the same time.

8.   Turning circles while giggling, “No Dizzy!” and rolling eyes in the opposite direction as the spin, for maximum vertigo effect.

7.   Hiding little pieces of pretzels and waffles  in the train set; afterall, pretzel sticks make good logs and waffles make realistic road blocks.

6.   Refusing to wear shoes outside, then running down the sidewalk in barefeet,  and yelling, “Mama!   Hold you!   Dound is HOT!”

5.   Eating the “Hole Thing!” of anything.

4.   Pee-peeing in the potty, then running bare-bottomed into the living room to “Show Dudley naked!”

3.   Talking to anyone on the phone, but especially Daddy.

2.   Hiding Baa the sheep.   (Except “hiding” usually involves squatting mysteriously  in the middle of  the floor, holding both Baa and the flashlight, and interupting Mommy’s counting to request a sip of water.)

1. Going to the  Father’s Day ballgame  to cheer on the Orioles, and coming home to watch the last two innings with Daddy…